Make Up a Lie About the Previous Poster

Simple. Make up a lie about the last person to post. It can be outlandish, vicious, but always in good fun.

Since I'm the OP, I'll start with myself:

MattK never steals thread ideas from FT.

MattK is married to Matt Lauer.

Traveller is married to traveler.

MSPeconomist is actually an actuary from Boise, Idaho

miles and smiles has never earned a single BIS mile and he actually frowns a lot.

MattK is actually a famous model who lives on the French Riviera

miles and smiles is a young Turk.

violist is out of tune

miles and smiles isn't posting in his own voice, he uses Auto-Tune to post.

MattK always LIES ( sleeps) on a mattress when he posts or thinks about posting.

BWIflyer really travels via greyhound.

Traveller is really a homebody

A year ago, 2MM_Guy's doctor told him he should run five miles a day. He is now 1825 miles from home.

MattK and Traveller are second cousins, 17 times removed

Miles and Smiles is really Kilometers and Frowns.

2MM_Guy types with his toes.

MattK dances with wolves.

2soonold is way too young to be smoking.

Miles and Smiles should have named himself Smiles and Miles.

Traveller is actually Chimpy

2MM_Guy is really 1TT_Gal

Traveller and SavvyDog are siamese twins

2MM_Guy squeezes other people's pimples.

MattK is related to Mae West.

2soonold's picture is on the interwires. He's in the short sleeved red sweater in the middle of the picture.