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autolycus is the Greek God of iPads.

miles and smiles thinks an iPad is just like a 10 key calculator.

Deant is the biggest manufacturer of yellow snow in the world.

2MM_Guy is the biggest manufacturer of methane in the world. He could save the US from its dependency on foreign oil.

Autolycus is the biggest consumer of methane in the world. He singlehandedly raised the temperature of the earth by 2C.

2MM guy has used his miles to fund a study to see what color Smurfs turn when they hold their breath

dmc730 idolized Gargomel as a child.

Autoclus paid $15 to his plastic surgeon to make Miles and Smiles look like Gargomel

dmc, after posting his last message started trying to figure out where miles and smiles lives so he can worship "gargomel"

Autolycus resembles Gargoyle's new avatar

2MM Guy only became a gold member after his encounter with King Midas

dmc730 is a monarch in his own fantasy world

2MM_Guy is really now a 4MM_Guy

schnitzel's first name is wiener

Clearly, tondoleo eschews vests.

schnitzel has an identity crisis with food

2MM_Guy could not play hockey because the woolen shirts gave him a rash.

Tondoleo uses poison ivy as a lotion because he loves rashes

dmc730 likes rashes that are non-allergically obtained

2MM_Guy once made a living as a Crash Dummy model.

Tondoleo sweats when he swims

dmc730 thinks Fin du Monde isn't the King of Beers

Schnitzel loves everything German and Austrian, except their beer. He thinks Natty Lite is a superior brew to anything made in Europe.

autolycus doesn't automatically like me

Not many people know this but Morgan Spurlock was not the first person to try eating exclusively fast food for 30 days. schnitzel was his inspiration when he attempted to eat nothing but Der Wienerschnitzel for a month. Unfortunately he had to end the experiment early when his local municipal sewer authority called to complain.