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and rides a 2000 Harley Davidson FLSTF

and having those plastic testicles hanging from

where his real testicles would be located

if only he was a real man

and would wear something pinky for his

other true love, the long suffering Dinky

that he values greatly, even more than

some fantastic Toms without getting too much

exposure to the elements while still enjoying

a special day out with little arrogant

Over entitled United elites who carry around

their worldly possessions packed in huge red

sparkly backbacks adorned with giraffes and stuffed

llamas that were bought at Trader Joe's

$1 bin while noticing the Hawaiian shirts

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featuring their official state fish, the humuhumunukunukuapua’a

And half naked, transgendered, hula dancing girls

with a gorgeous Napali Coast background that

radiated happiness and sunshine throughout the land

and called the whales to migrate from

Compton, wearing easy to identify gang colors

causing the Marine Animal Rescue Society much

consternation, as the sea horses were also

Difficult to control under the influence of

sea oats, kelp and some high protein