It's a lazy susan. You put napkins, salt and pepper, other condiments on it in the center of your table and it spins around so people can access things more easily
Oh, thanks so much for that explanation. Was it her who was behind the green door? And why do you call her lazy?
Are you a racist? Won't put the pepper packets with your precious salt packets? Because she won't open the green door.
I was a pre-teen when all if these "naughty bits" created such a stir, and didn't really understand what all of the fuss was about. It is my understanding that similar subject matter is now widely available on this internet thingy, so maybe I'll get around to doing a bit of research next time I'm at the public library and find out what all the fuss was about. Do you think the librarians would be able to offer any guidance?
The pepper packets go on the other old, squeaky lazy susan. Those pepper-packets are second class citizens.