The "misunderstand this post and reply" thread

You're infected with Mad Cow disease? What kind of animal did you disembowel!?

How easy is it to talk without vowels? Right now I'm very bad at it.

When was your barmitzvah? You've just gotten rusty.

Rusty Staub had his barmitzvah in your pants?

For some it is a mitzvah that they stay at a bar a long time.....

Some thought being loved for long time was good

Yep, "Good Lovin'" was a favorite song for a long time

Great love let's me smile for a short time, good to know, isn't it?

The less I know, the more I smile

I didn't think you could know any less... (jk)

Clearly, the more smiles I give, the more I know, the more happy the world will be.

I'm happy that you are smiling, and so is the world.

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

Fiction is always the truth!

Friction caused your tooth to fall out?

A tooth a day makes it OK, oh way, oh way, oh way!

You drank Vermouth in Oklahoma City?

Sounds to me like Yokohama! Yes? Sake and more, that's our score!

For your sake, I'll let you score that one, but no more.

The more we eat, the less hungry we will be.

If you're less Hungarian, does that mean you are more Ethiopian?

To travel between Hungary and Ethiopia should make me hungry for more too!

How much goulash did you eat at the Thespian convention?

Conventional wisdom let's me know when to drive and when to be a pedestrian.

So, you're still striving to become a Thespian?