This morning I dreamed I was a TSA agent

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by samonyc, Jan 26, 2012.

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    samonyc Silver Member

    And at a regional airport, so you can imagine how very seriously I was taking my job. Have those photo IDs and boarding passes out, people!

    By the way, anybody know a good New York-area therapist, or nutritionist? I seem to have some issues…
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    miles and smiles Gold Member

    Sounds like you need an exorcist :p
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    TAHKUCT Gold Member

    What a "funny" nightmare. I bet if you have a family they were standing next to your bed with IDs and boarding passes ready for you to check first thing in am ;)
  1. SeanMVCA Silver Member

    Well, I once had a dream that I was a baggage handler in ORD. I was very careful with boxes with FRAGILE notations.
  2. CharlesG Gold Member

    Did your eyes linger over all the nude-o-scope pics? :p
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    Tkey Silver Member

    So ypu woke up feeling suicidal?
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  3. perryplatypus Gold Member

    Excuse me sir I'm going to have to search your bags. I see that you did not declare this big bag of white power! Into the car we have a nice facility we would like to interrogate you at.

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    2MM_Guy Gold Member

    And you patted down the family at the front door.
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  4. chrisgayle885 Active Member

    Find the link if this could help you for therapist and nutritionist
  5. myskyconnections Active Member

    i sometimes get annoyed when the tsa agents at sfo keep shouting:"take off your shoes"...and it's not like a friendly shout, but more like a military drill - so keep my shoes on :)
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    Captain Oveur Gold Member

    It's not just at SFO that happens, I usually plug my ears when I approach that person. Sometimes they get the message, sometimes they don't.

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