You might be a miles/points junkie if...

You go away for a couple days and come back to hundreds of MP notifications of threads your subscribed to as well as an inbox full of travel related junk mail.

The only written material you read are travel blogs and magazines

I don't see what you mean. As long as the servers are getting tipped, how is it jerk-ish? (no snark intended).

You signed up for your grocery store's club card, but can't figure out how to get elite status so that you can jump to the head of the line.

Ha ha that's got to be the funniest one yet.

dinner for 6, and all 6 people take out their cards when asked for bill. Separate payments so noone misses out on miles.

actually that's 6 mile junkies.

You have alot of pudding to eat.

When you drive an hour and a half to Dallas TODAY and then wait another hour plus for the promo bus to arrive, just to get 20000 free Spirit Airlines miles to MAYBE use on a free flight in the future!

When you reschedule your Global Entry interview for tomorrow so you would have a chance to buy one of today's Wyndham rewards point packages on Daily Getaways. Lucky enough I did get one of the packages